Week Six

This year's MarketingNot fantasy league has settled down into a pattern quite quickly. Most players' lines on the Chart of Truth are fairly straight - only nine points difference in the monthly totals of the top seven.

I think the main reason for this is all the clean sheets. There have been 110 so far, and only 72 goals, and it's the same old teams keeping them. Me and Loz have got as many goals as Ben, yet we're miles behind. Boo to clean sheets (except for Steve Finnan).

Ben, Jon, Mark B, Adam and Brian make up the top five - all of the quite evenly spaced. No one has managed to make a consistent push to displace Ben from the top.

This is the reason why the updates to the 'Blog of Shit' (© Lozza) have been intermittent - so far it's been boring....